Oh my gosh. I am so happy it’s Friday.
Laura Petrolino has been on vacation all week AND she’s been out of the country so I couldn’t text her.
Every time something funny happened this week—like when a client told me she doesn’t believe Laura is bossy—I couldn’t tell her.
This is serious business.
Now I’m the only person who thinks I’m funny. She’s not here to laugh with me.
And what about the client who thinks Laura isn’t bossy?
It’s not fun to make fun of her when she’s not here.
I AM GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWALS!
I haven’t missed her at all. We can only hope she stays on her island, kissing stingrays.
We don’t need no stinkin’ Laura!
Because she’s on vacation and we don’t miss her at all, she did not contribute to Gin and Topics.